InternetOverhaul.com

Well, I was sitting on the couch with Pearl yesterday watching Swamp People reruns and who do you think calls me? It was my old buddy Al G.

I had not heard from Al since he and I invented the Internet. So I asked him, “to what do I owe this honor.” And Al says to me, “we had a good run on that Internet thinggie we drew up on cocktail napkins but now we need to do it again.”

Al said we need to OVERHAUL THE INTERNET!!!

So I put the TV on record and immediately jumped up and registered this domain. Next I started looking for my cocktail napkins – Pearl must have thrown them away – couldn’t find them but found a paper towel and started sketching up my ideas to bounce off Boomer. It was then I realized that I had no ideas. Shucks!!

So what do I do but put together this site to see if I can get some input from the smartest people I know; You and the other 20 million people who use the Internet.

Now partner, Al said we gotta do this overhaul thingy in a hurry – so if you got an idea how we can make the Internet better, just click on over to my “Plan A” page and jot it down on this blog.  If it’ll hold beer, you can bet I’ll pencil it in on my paper towel that I send to Al for his weekly update.

If you’re like me and are drawing a blank – just check back later and see what kind of ideas your cohorts have come up with.

Check You Later!!!